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  • The Worst Things That Have Happened To Chocolate

    0 comments / Posted on Oct 04, 2018 by SugarcoatHope Collaborator

    Chocolate is like a soul mate. Always there for you, whether the times are good or bad and are always within arms reach. It's the gift that keeps on giving and something you'll never be disappointed in seeing. However, sometimes things don't go right for our beloved chocolate, and these are the tragedies (if you can bare to see). 

    The Donut Disaster 

    (Image credit: Pinterest)

    First of all, why haven't bakeries made a solution to this disaster? Secondly, whoever placed the donut in the bag was rather inconsiderate of the topping and are making people lick bags of chocolate in public. There's no shame in it, you bought that chocolate donut, not plain.  

    Uncomfortable Biting 

     

    (Image credit: Imgur)

    So, if you eat a KitKat like this then you're obviously a monster and need to watch that video where Kourtney Kardashian teaches you the skill. I don't care how hungry you are or how short your break is, you eat it stick by stick. This is making us all extremely anxious so we're going to comfort eat some Gookie Dough.

    Chocolate 'Sponge' Cake 

     

    (Image credit: Buzzfeed via Reddit) 

    Okay, so who's cruel idea was this. It's making our hearts bleed and is definitely tragic. This cake would have looked delicious from the outside and the pain strikes when we realise this individual has wasted the best food in the world (apart from Gookie Dough, obvs) and the only option is to either lick a sponge or throw it all away. Spongebob would be disappointed or in his element. Poor Patrick star. 

    Taken For A Mug 

    (Image credit: Daily Mail via Maxine Feehely) 

    This guy was certainly taken for a mug and had a rather loud 'bang' in the microwave. After sharing our recipes on mug cakes, we certainly haven't had a disaster as bad as this one. Would we waste this amount of chocolate? NO! Nice decorative touch with the mint leaf, but I'm guessing the flavour wasn't infused as it went everywhere other than the mug. Whoops! 

    Have you had any chocolate disasters? Whether this be sitting on a chocolate bar and it melting in your pocket or dropping your favourite piece on the floor (that once happened to me over a Reese's Cup in Leeds and I made a scene in the shopping centre!). Let us know in the comments below!  

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    • baking, chocolate, chocolate bar, cookie, cookie dough, disaster, gookie dough, trend
  • Cakes That Won't Make You Hungry

    0 comments / Posted on May 04, 2018 by SugarcoatHope Collaborator

    Cake. Everyone is up for it no matter what. Feeling sad? The cake will make it better. Feeling ill? So what, I still want a slice! Here at Gookie Dough, we've already shown our love towards the spongey goodness with our Funfetti Cake Batter flavour. However, here are some delights that may not tickle your fancy!

    The hedgehog 

    Let's be real, this is rather funny. It's almost like sonic had a bad hair dye experience. Not only are the spikes rather sparse, the smile actually looks painful. Let's hope it tasted a lot better than it looks! (Image credit: Mother Nature Network) 

    Buzz? 

    Now either Toy Story has had a makeover or we're trying to act like Milo from the Tweenies. My main question is has Buzz suddenly got braces and is that supposed to be a beard on his chin? Think about all that layered icing and how calorific that would be! 

    Mickey Mouse 

    As a kid, it would be a dream to get a Mickey Mouse cake! Now, the attempt has been made here and I'm praying it isn't an adult attempt! Either Mickey has had his ears severely burnt in the oven or he's wearing a charcoal hair mask. I'm not sure how I feel about the side eye along with the creepy smile. Looks delicious...

    Do trains grow facial hair?

     

    Now, you can honestly tell that this is Thomas the Tank Engine, however, why does he have a fried egg on him? The flower at the side doesn't really make any sense and there are no train tracks! I guess he's derailed. As for the moustache and wonky eyebrows, beautiful. 

    That famous unicorn cake

    You will have seen this cake trend everywhere! Unicorns are definitely in and I'm not gonna lie, they are rather cute. I love these cakes and it's only the other day where I watched on TV how to make it. Why do they make it look so easy?! My end result would be no better than the right. They tried, okay? 

    You've had your laugh. I don't think we can bear to show you anymore due to the pure horridness. Have you had any cake fails that you're willing to share? Leave a comment down below, we'd love to see them. 

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    • baking, cookie, cookie dough, disaster, fail, fails, foodie, funny, gookie dough, trend

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